It's just a couple of short bits, but HarperCollins has once again included Sweet stuff in their sorta-annual "Mirth of a Nation" anthology. This one's called "May Contain Nuts," not to be confused with this or any of the bazillion stories on Google with that title. So it's a cliché. So what? It could be a lot worse, like "The Yuk-yuk Book" or "Uncle Mike's Potty Reader (You'll Pee Yourself Laughing!)."

Of course, I'm still ticked that they're not using my idea: a giant scrotum for the cover.